Those crazy Japanese fools have done it again! We're bowing to popular pressure to bring you this simple tale of an EPIA 5000 and what appears to be a plaster or foam-based artificial female. Common decency dictates we don't describe to you exactly where the motherboard (and exhaust fan) has been placed. Suffice to say she has a rather natty hip-slung DVD, and IDE cables aren't very long. Thanks to Gregg, Hussein, James, Alan, Kristian, Pete and Ole for pointing this out. You can stop sending us emails now.
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