Posted on September 9, 2002
Introducing the Humidor 64 "Executive" Computer!
For executives who have managed to avoid the
technology revolution and now face inevitable extinction.
It doesnt have to be ugly. EPIA 800 built into a cherry
finished cedar lined cigar humidor. 90-Watt power supply from
an IBM. No CDROM or floppy; executives have no use for these
things. LAN connectivity to a T1 line. Who really needs more?
Wireless keyboard and mouse so they can be quickly and easily
hidden when other humans appear. Computer? says
the disbelieving co-worker. No, just one of those new
LCD televisions. I keep it on CNBC all day. Sweet running
machine with Windows XP Pro, 256MB Crucial 133, 6GB HD and
of course industrial-strength anti-virus protection. Also
available in Light Burl.